my name is syed toby bin aljunied. i have grey hair and yellow eyes.
i'm very hot.
i am a cat.
my first love is nush. nush is my first love.
my life is miserable, plagued by a hideous giant thing and her slightly smaller, but equally unappealing, counterpart.
these two beasts are the bane of my existence. neither give me the love or attention that a superior being such as the likes of me.
rewind. only me.
when i'm free, i eat money plants. money plants are poisonous.
p1-when i'm free, i eat money plants. p2-money plants are poisonous. _______________________ c> when I'm free, I'm poisonous.
Yes my stupid owners constantly do stupid activities where they try and understand how my complex brain functions.
nobody really cares.
when i eat money plants, i get high. then i dream that i'm flying high in the sky, flying off to lower bukit timah where my favourite person, nush, is.
often, i am pensive. i gaze halfheartedly out of the window, looking for some slight resemblance of nush. when i see someone who looks even the slightest bit like her, i try to jump. even death is potentially better then this jail i live in.
the truth, ladies and gentlemen, is that the 2 horrors deprive me. i even hear the smaller( and uglier) one telling nush that if she comes early in the morning, the police would be summoned.
in a vain attempt to try and ease my pain, nush challenged the bigger(and apparently ruder) of the two to a battle. that cowardly being rudely declined.